Getting off work early and riding my bike on nice days make me happy

Getting off work early and riding my bike on nice days make me happy

Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

wild-penguin:

Death Cab For Cutie - Title And Registration

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

(via rainbows-and-coconuts)

I am sorry for filling you with beer and bad thoughts and then asking you why you shook. I am sorry for pinching you, for hitting you, for bruising the thin-skinned parts of you. I am sorry for the names I called you when we were fighting. You are not ugly. You are not useless. You would not be better off gone. I’m sorry for almost throwing you out into the street because my sadness was too much for me. I’m sorry for carving my fingernails into your thigh and then resenting the way people asked, “How’d that happen?” I’m sorry for plucking you and knicking your calves with drugstore razors. I’m sorry I let some people see you in the moonlight. They didn’t deserve to know the color of your hips like I do. I’m sorry for leaving you convulsing over a toilet bowl over some boy. I’m sorry I did not thank you for simply trying to take me where I wanted to go. I’m sorry I screamed at you to shrink, shrink, shrink when all you could do was grow. I’m sorry that this apology is ten years too late. I’m sorry that it will probably come again. I’m sorry that I do not treat anybody else as poorly as I have treated you. I’m sorry that I am constantly learning how to love you, when you have never once doubted how you feel about me. I’m sorry.

An Apology to My Body | Lora Mathis  (via hellotitsy)

(Source: lora-mathis, via ifuckinghatechrisbrown)

Dinner with Nat makes me happy.

Dinner with Nat makes me happy.

Read My Mind [x]

(Source: thehaileymo, via beautifulbrandonflowers)

plantkitten:

i pretend you’re here a lot 

(Source: glomarresponse, via telephobe)

Cuddling with my baby and rainy mornings make me happy

Cuddling with my baby and rainy mornings make me happy

Sarah spending the night and making my bed makes me happy.

Sarah spending the night and making my bed makes me happy.

macklemack:

*chad dylan cooper voice* did you, sonny?? did you really?

(Source: macklemack, via hi)

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

(via fake-mermaid)

daniellaaxox:

Coac(hella expensive)

Coac(hella far away)

Coac(hella wish I could go)

(via tastefullyoffensive)